A coalition of diplomats and pharmaceutical firms proposed "therapeutic access": controlled trips, prescriptions, exportable extracts. Hedonia, they argued, could be regulated, studied, monetized to treat trauma, depression, grief. Islanders who had made Hedonia home fought back. They had seen what legal frameworks did to other miracles—patents, gated clinics, commodified rituals. To them, the island’s gift was not a pill to assign a price.